Flashback to Knoxville in May 2012 and you will find not
a cloud in the sky, the sun shining bright, and temps in the 90s. These were the conditions when I did the
HalfRev in 2012 and the two H’s, hills and heat, kicked my butt resulting in my
poorest half performance to date. That’s
why I decided to take it down a notch and do the Olympic distance race this
year, which proved to be an excellent decision.
However, it wasn’t the heat I would have to battle this time, it was the
complete opposite: cold, rain, and cold-rain!
Matt and I got down to Knoxville Friday afternoon and headed
to the expo to meet up with some of the Rev3 staff and team, get our race
packets, and get my bike checked out by the mechanic. I was having issues shifting after cleaning
my bike on Thursday when the wind knocked it over on the component side of the
frame. Thank goodness I took it in on
Friday instead of waiting until Saturday because it turned out I had bent the
tab that connects my rear derailleur to the frame. Oooops!
I guess that’s what happens when buy a $19 Target brand bike rack and
leave your bike unattended on a windy day.
Thankfully they were able to call the shop and bring the part in to fix
it on Saturday. A huge thank you to the
Appalachian Bike Co. for helping me out!
After quite a bit of time with the mechanic we met up with
Rodney for a light dinner prior to the 5K Glow Run. At 6pm on a beautiful Friday evening it was
difficult to find a place with open seats, but we managed to get seated at
Uncorked and enjoyed some spaghetti and meatballs. It wasn’t too long after that we found
ourselves at the starting line of the 5K.
Now, this event was a charity event for a local girl who was injured at
the Boston bombing. It was advertised as
a non-timed fun-run complete with costumes and glow sticks. Some people were pretty decked out, head to toe
with glow sticks and tutus, but I am clearly biased in thinking that my husband
had the best ‘costume’ of the night! You
see, we have a little thing on Team Rev3 called the shimmer suit! The girls have super cute bikinis and more
functional one-piece suits which can be purchased at the merchandise tent at
any Rev3 event. The poor guys only have the option of a speedo, no shorts, no
jammers, JUST.A.SPEEDO. So, I decided to
purchase one of these fantastic suits for my husband with thoughts of blackmail
flashing through my head ;) But when it
comes to Matt, blackmail is hard to come by.
You see, he is all too willing to participate in attention grabbing
shenanigans, which makes it difficult to find anything that he is embarrassed
by.
Seeing as this is a family friendly
event, we checked with a few teammates and the race director, Eric Opdyke, to
make sure Matt’s apparel was acceptable.
And with one quick, “Why not?” from Rev3 teammate Elizabeth Kaplanis,
Matt’s shorts were off and the shimmer speedo was revealed, pasty white thighs and all. Now, you had to have been there to get the
full experience, but it was as if the entire crowd turned and stared at Matt at
the exact moment he took his shorts off and revealed his shimmer. There were quite a few snickers, and OMGs, some
people that wanted to get their picture taken with him, a few jokes about it
being cold out, and even a direct call out from the race announcer, but Matt
took it all in good fun! That’s also
when he decided that this was no longer a fun run and he wanted to show this
crowd that a big boy in a shimmer speedo can also run. My favorite comment of the night was, “look
that guy is wearing his underwear….and he’s FAST too!” All in all, I think the Glow Run was a
fantastic addition to Rev3’s family friendly race series and I hope they offer
them at all future triathlons! I also
wanted to note that Rev3 raised $25k from this event and every penny was
donated to the local victim of the bombing!
What a class act company!
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| Matt and I waiting to start the 5K, shimmer suit, glow paint and all! |
Saturday rained all day which made the meet ups and race preparation seem like more of a chore than the pre-race excitement that they normally
are. I got my bike fixed first thing in
the morning, then headed down to meet the team to promote one of our amazing
sponsors, SBR Sports and their line of Tri-Slide/Foggle products. I also took some time to jump in the water
during the practice swim and feel how my body would respond to the 58° water temperature. It turned out that the
first two minutes were freezing, but once you got going it warmed up and was
quite comfortable. The only thing I was
worried about was my hands and feet going numb.
Thankfully I had a neoprene swim cap which kept my head and my ears
pretty warm. Matt reminded me to make
sure I wiggle my toes and hands throughout the swim to keep the blood
flowing. I took note and followed
through with that tip and it seemed to help a lot.
Next on my list was to pick up our new team kit, which
is amazing! Pearl Izumi always does a
phenomenal job with the design and comfort of their apparel! I also went to the mandatory athlete meeting
where they urged us to be extra careful on the bike since the roads would be
wet and slick. I managed to get in a two
hour nap and then it was time for dinner.
We met up with Rodney and Beal at Olive Garden, my go to restaurant for
pre-race meals. Plain spaghetti and
meatballs with sauce on the side never fails!
Sunday morning I got to sleep in a bit as the half started
before the Oly and they gave us until 7:45 in transition. The first thing I did was look at the weather
forecast: 53° and rain. Great! Knowing I am a freeze baby I over packed my
transition bag with any garment I thought I would possibly need for the
race. The two key pieces of apparel that
got me through this race turned out to be my neoprene swim cap and my Pearl
Izumi waterproof cycling jacket. I also
appreciated the black garbage bag I wore down to transition and to the swim
start to keep me dry and warm for as long as possible in the rain. It’s a cheap and simple solution to stay warm
pre-race and not have to worry about leaving a good article of clothing
behind.
The Swim (28:48 - 1:59/100m):
Having done the practice swim made me a little more
confident that I would survive the cold temperatures, but the swim is my least
favorite part of the trifecta. I always
have anxiety going into the swim and minor panic attacks prior to getting into
a groove. I was happy this was a deep
water start as it gave us a little bit of time to acclimate to the water before
the gun went off. I lined myself
somewhere in the middle of the pack knowing I would be looking at a 30 min swim
time. My swim is consistently 2 min/100
m no matter what the conditions, so I know my place is definitely not up
front.
The gun sounded and us ladies,
the last wave of the day, were off. Like
I said, it took me awhile to get into a groove and I had my mini panic attack
within the first 100 m. Thankfully, when
I bobbed my head up for a bit, I saw a familiar face bob her head up too. It was my teammate Jill from @tribirdie. I looked at her and said, “Hey,”
super-excited to see her! She seemed to
be struggling a bit too and made the comment, “I can’t do this” to which I
responded, “Yes you can! LETS GO!” and
started swimming again. That’s all it
took for me to find my happy place and get into a groove. So, I have to send out a huge thanks to Jill
for being the support I needed to start swimming. And in case you are wondering Jill ended up
kicking butt on the swim and the run (her relay legs)!
The swim was an out and back with the first .3 miles against
the current and the rest with the current. To finish the swim, we had to swim
to a floating dock where they had volunteers waiting to pull us out of the
water. Matt volunteered for this
position so I made sure to swim to him.
He told me I was doing good and I was on my way.
T1 (5:35):
T1 included a quarter mile run to the parking garage where
the transition was staged. This year, Rev allowed you to stage a pair of shoes,
but I opted not to, knowing this would only be a hassle and waste time. With the cold temperatures and having just
come out of cold water, the pavement felt like needles stabbing the bottoms of
my feet. I tried to run on grass where
possible, but it definitely didn't make for a fun run. I also took a little extra time to put my
cycling jacket on and blow my nose….I have not mastered nor do I care for the
snot rocket technique.
The Bike (1:26:13 – 16.7mph):
The bike is where things got interesting. It was cold, it was pouring down rain, there
was standing water on the course, and there were two sets of railroad tracks we
had to cross twice. I couldn't feel my
feet or my hands which made shifting quite a challenge. I literally had to shift with the palm of my
hands. It also made taking in nutrition
a chore. I knew there was no way I would
be able to open the PowerGel’s I had packed, but I was thankful to have thought ahead and pre-opened my PowerBar Energy Blasts.
Those were difficult to grab though as my hand coordination was lacking
and the rain made them very slippery. I
kept dropping them, but did manage to eat at least four throughout the 24 mile
ride. I also had PowerBar Perform and
water that I sipped on, but with the cold conditions I didn't really take in
much fluid.
This was only the second time I had been out on my tri bike
this season, and I wasn't 100% confident with my riding skills in
the rain. I wanted to maintain aero as
much as possible for the obvious reason of speed, but also because it was much
warmer to be in this position than to be sitting upright. However, the conditions of the slippery road
and the technical hills and curves of the course made it difficult. I took the downhills with extreme caution,
not able to go the speed I would have preferred to go, but this was not a day
to go all out. I saw many people
standing with their bike on the side of the road: a few with obvious mechanical
problems, and others that just seem to have been defeated by the weather. I felt bad for them having to stand out in
the cold rain waiting for a SAG vehicle.
I also felt really bad for all the volunteers battling the elements all
day. The only thing I could think of was
to be thankful I was able to ride my bike to stay warm and get back to
transition as quickly as I could. I
really had no idea what my time was or how fast I was going because I opted for safety reasons not to wear a watch this race.
I thought it would be too much of a distraction on the bike when I
really needed to focus on the road ahead of me.
All-in-all this bike course is a beautiful country course
and I wish I could have enjoyed the scenery more than I was able to. I was just happy to have finished without
incident and without being too cold, other than my feet and hands. I was not super happy with my time, but I
accepted it given the conditions.
T2 (2:24):
I hopped off the bike and started running to
transition. This is where it got
interesting. My feet were completely
numb and it felt like I was running on stumps.
As I got to my rack I saw teammate Pam and another girl standing nearby. Pam apparently had some bad luck in the swim and
made the decision to pull out early. It
was nice to see her as she gave me a recap on what was happening with the
other athletes. Apparently a lot of
people had been pulled out of the swim due to hypothermia. Not good!
I told her she made the right decision as it was freezing and extremely
dangerous out on the bike course.
As I
was chatting and trying to take off my
helmet I realized I had no feeling in my fingers and couldn’t unbuckle the
latch. I began to panic as I didn't know
what to do. The girl next to me offered
to take it off and my immediate reaction was, “NO don’t touch me, I can’t take
outside help.” I tried a few more times
to unbuckle the latch and even tried to pull the helmet off without unbuckling it. I really had no idea what to do and thoughts of running in my helmet were going through my head. The girl next to me tried to calm me down by
saying she had helped others with their helmets and she thought the race
officials would understand given the conditions.
Not wanting to waste any more time I gave in and let her unbuckle the
latch. Honestly I felt super guilty
about this and thought that if there was a chance of me placing in my age group
that I would tell the official that I had outside help, but it turns out a lot
of people ended up having outside assistance in taking their helmets off and
putting on their shoes/socks etc. And I didn't place so it wasn't as big of a deal as I made it out to be in my
head.
The Run (52:01 – 8:23/mile):
Honestly, the run was a blast! It reminded me of my old-school cross country
days. There were giant puddles
everywhere and there was really no option except to go straight through them,
splashing like a little kid! My only
goal for the run was to keep my breathing under control and I think with the
cold temps I was able to do this pretty well.
It did take a good three miles for my feet to thaw out and the sensation
of running on stumps to go away, but it did, and I ended up being very
comfortable temperature wise. I would
even say that I was a little bit warm running with my PI jacket on and probably
could have done without it.
I saw a lot
of teammates on the run and made sure to cheer them all on as they returned the
favor for me. Rounding the corner to the
finish, I saw Matt and he ran the last 100 meters in with me for a fun finisher’s
photo! I am very thankful to him for his
support all weekend and his fun loving sense of humor which makes every event
more fun!
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| The pain face, nearing the finish. |
Overall (2:55:00 - 7/20 AG - 28/104 F - 159/355 OA):
Overall I was happy with my performance. My only goal was to be under three hours and
I accomplished that. I was 8 minutes over my Olympic distance PR, but given the conditions I don’t think I could have
safely gone any faster on the bike, which is where I thought my performance was
lacking the most, besides the obvious slow transitions.
Unfortunately we were not able to stay
for the after party with my Rev3 teammates, which looked like a blast. I did have an awesome time otherwise and
cannot wait until Rev3 Maine (I may try to sneak in another earlier Rev race,
but shhhh, don’t tell Matt). I want to
thank all the staff, volunteers, and friends/families for battling the elements
to make this a very well run and fun event!
I think they had a more difficult job than the athletes for sure! I also want to thank my teammates and our sponsors for their support! There is
never a dull moment with Team Rev3 and I am so happy and humbled to be a part
of this wonderful organization. Here’s
to hoping next year in Knoxville will be just a little bit warmer and a little
bit drier!












